{"id":4552,"date":"2008-01-03T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/projects\/horsesforsources\/and-if-a-sourcing-advisor-was-elected-president\/"},"modified":"2008-01-03T15:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T15:18:00","slug":"and-if-a-sourcing-advisor-was-elected-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.horsesforsources.com\/and-if-a-sourcing-advisor-was-elected-president\/","title":{"rendered":"And if a sourcing advisor was elected President…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\u2022 Everyone In the West Wing will have to work until 9PM every night so taxpayers feel they are getting their money\u2019s worth
\u2022 He will have walked every congress member through the \u201cState of the Union\u201d address prior to presenting it In order to gain consensus and avoid any political land mines
\u2022 The US Budget will be delivered as one large spreadsheet full of pivot tables
\u2022 All official White communications will be done in PowerPoint
\u2022 White House meal budget will increase six fold
\u2022 Cabinet members will need to have a hypothesis prior to engaging in any official business
\u2022 The President\u2019s salary will be done through a SOW
\u2022 The US will have the greatest strategy, but none of it will ever happen
\u2022 He will start planning reelection immediately as a means of \u201cfollow-on work\u201d<\/p>\n
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