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There’s only one thing in our world that keeps Donald\u00a0Trump off the headlines… of course… it’s good ol’\u00a0Infosys! \u00a0Yes, folks, we actually seem to care more about who is attending these board meetings and squabbling about the cost of refueling the company jet, than the nuclear warheads currently\u00a0pointed at Pyongyang. \u00a0<\/p>\n
Yes, people, the $10bn Bangalore-headquartered outfit is trumping Trump in the media… an exclusive on what Murthy\u00a0had for breakfast is far more interesting these days than the handbag Ivanka\u00a0just purchased. \u00a0And the eighty-seventh\u00a0article analyzing just why poor ol’ Vishal\u00a0wasn’t quite leaping for joy every morning during his tenure, is clearly more impactful to our lives than the US government\u00a0potentially shutting down, because Donald wants his wall built…<\/p>\n
But there is a solution: \u00a0<\/em>Donald Trump can avoid impeachment, quit the Prez\u00a0job and take the reigns at Infosys. Where better to make something great again, where he will hog the headlines more than anyone has… ever! \u00a0Just think: \u00a0Trump + Infosys… we will never need to read about anything else again. Ever. \u00a0<\/p>\n Why this would be Donald’s dream job:<\/strong><\/p>\n 1) Build a wall around Electronic City to keep out the TCS and Wipro\u00a0headhunters. \u00a0Then rename it Trump City.<\/p>\n 2) Repeal Murthycare\u00a0without the need for any new ideas. \u00a0Just get rid of it and think of something later.<\/p>\n 3) Tweet incessantly about how much he hates Abid, Frank, Premji, Vishal, Meg, Ginni, Murthy…\u00a0<\/p>\n 4) Ban the Times of India and Livemint from all press briefings – only allowing in the new Trumposys\u00a0Monthly<\/em> magazine<\/p>\n 5) Invest the whole $6bn warchest\u00a0in Infosys\u00a0Russia. \u00a0Including a state-of-the-art Kremlin Lab that Putin can open personally<\/p>\n 6) Put Sean Spicer in charge of the Artificial Intelligence strategy<\/p>\n 7) Impose a travel ban on all robots to keep the FTE model intact<\/p>\n There you have it folks… bring on the\u00a0Trumposys!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There’s only one thing in our world that keeps Donald\u00a0Trump off the headlines… of course… it’s good ol’\u00a0Infosys! \u00a0Yes, folks,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2187,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[303],"organization":[],"ppma_author":[19],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-absolutely-meaningless-comedy","tag-enterprise-irregulars"],"yoast_head":"\n